Homer's Odyssey of Christian

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When i first had a dream of being a writer i’m glad that I didn’t try it then. I was way off. I am finally ready to write. It has been a long time coming for me. 42 years. Almost 43. Actually i’m not sure when i was shamed. …

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Oct 28, 2022

#iWill tell you the story of my ascension to #wordofgod #surfer after doing a handstand in the temple of #iMetatron who I had to channel for sometime in order to see behind the veil of my pretty simple and at times frustrating life but that is all over now because I got to choose my identity when I was reborn for a second time and I choose Homer the #penitentwriter because really I would have chosen Jesus but you know… #cross and #iccarus so instead I chose writer and somehow rather than just being a super secret Twitter account I actually write the beginning to the next books of the Bible and that’s weird but all I do is open #medium and type what happens and that is odd because it’s a really good story and I clearly didn’t come up with it and just like Homer was unknown my story shall remain unknown because this story is actually not mine… it is the story of a little boy who loves Jesus and wanted to be a writer and somewhere things went off track but we seem to have adjusted that now haven’t we

— October 26, 2022 was my ascension day — I get to spend the week with #gabriel 🤙 while I finished my first book the Gospel of Homer — a fly sang to me — I leaped out of the mirror dimension into the heaven dimension — everything on this…

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#iWill tell you the story of my ascension to #wordofgod #surfer after doing a handstand in the…

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Aug 20, 2022

I Will tell you the story of what it is like to be Abraham

Sorry i have no time to edit my stories or my pictures. But yes this is my latest omen. …

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I Will tell you the story of what it is like to be Abraham

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Aug 20, 2022

I Will tell you the story of a man who suffered some early childhood trauma and was raised by a very strong feminine energy and he loved God more than anything in the whole world and while studying the story of Moses he realized that the only way for the burning bush to be real would be for God to actually have started talking to Moses and to allow himself to to be open to the possibility that God who was in fact a very personal God even though everything that everyone has ever told him is that God is NOT a personal God because only special people were good enough to get the two thumbs up (even though by the way we are all saved by grace cuz we don’t deserve it because God is all and that if God is all God is Perfect and Good because if God was not Perfect and Good there would be anarchy and chaos and not beautiful sea shells that have perfect spirals that go to infinity) but really God giving you two thumbs up is the actual story of the bible and Jesus and buddhism and daoism and hinduism and new age and #5d and philosophy and science and art and pretty much every story I have ever read because it is the never ending story and just as they showed in that story how the boy could believe that the story was about him it was and this was a beautiful explanation of what our main character of this story (the man) discovered and more so believed and in doing so the story responded to him in a way that he could only compare was like being a writer of the story of his life however major plot points and twists and surprise omens are inserted by the co-creator and once he started to learn this truth was like eating from the tree of life because it changes you and you cannot unsee that truth and the story of Adam and Eve is really to help explain the week and naïve man who just really was excited about the pretty girl he was living with and was like “yeah ill definitely try that fruit” because either he was trying to get some affection or he was trying to avoid a fight but instead got injected with the truth of #yahweh which is the forbidden truth that is now scattered across this universe as we sit around trying to come up with anything to do with our lives so that we can be proud of ourselves and God can be proud of us when we die and enter our next experience and I bet when Jesus went into the desert he didn’t know what was going to happen which is what temptation is called because if he knew he would not be triggered then its not much of a test and if abraham had not been asked to give back isaac that would not be much or a test and all of these tests are really just running on repeat in the universe since words either spoken or printed on paper are basically just a way of resonating a certain “teachings” inside a sound or particle wave of energy and i sure hope I don’t have to live any more painful stories because I have already been able to experience the story of Adam/Jacob/Joshua/David/Solomon/Job/Sampson/Desmond/Kevin/Evan/Neo/Odysseus and many more that I have been seeing myself for long time and maybe i’m just Schizophrenic but i hate to say it I’m pretty sure that I am just really good at interpreting stories and this is probably why Jesus was considered either the messiah or a liar or crazy but the mathematical probability that he would fulfill so may prophesies is a mathematical equation and if when you apply that same analysis to your own life you can see that the odds of so many “prophecies” being fulfilled is higher that you brain will allow to be “just coincidence” and that is the point of no return on the way to enlightenment but be careful going past the point of no return because you cannot unsee the learnings that are found in the tree of life and I hope if anyone ever figures out who I am they won’t take my phone away because I would struggle to repeat back everything I have learned in the past year without my journal since the night i got high and watched a documentary on quantum entanglement (because I was just trying to chill in my condo and not be such a terrible father and instead) my brain exploded in a way that I can’t describe to anyone because if I was listening to anyone tell me the shit that is coming out of my mouth or journal would definitely say “that dude is crazy” and that is also part of the christ consciousness is not not care or react but rather to observe and love like a good buddhist which is the only way to take a punch in the face and turn the other cheek which is called zen but don’t tell a christian that Jesus was a zen yogi because they will freak out because we live in a world of fear and slavery and i’m out of that nonsense now but sometimes wish i could go back because it would be nice to play Diablo 4 without my computer self destructing

This is the story of Jesus and this is also the story of my life

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I Will tell you the story of a man who suffered some early childhood trauma and was raised by a…

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Aug 9, 2022

I Will tell you the story of how one day I watched Lost and 15 years later I woke up from a dream realizing it was about my life the whole time

It has been a while since I wrote. I’ve been too scared. Too much has happened in such a short time that part of me doesn’t want to tell anybody. Part of me wants to tell everybody. Part of me knows it doesn’t matter. Writing is for me anyway. …

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I Will tell you the story of how one day I watched Lost and 15 years later I woke up from a dream…

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Apr 18, 2022

I Will tell you the story of my leap into my next universe where Homer has no children, Calypso is Penelope, William is not allowed to pray, and the omens remain stronger than ever

I jumped again. I’m sorry. I had to. It was part of my promise and no matter what level of pain I’m in I have to be honest and true. I have to remain love. …

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I Will tell you the story of my leap into my next universe where Homer has no children, Calypso is…

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Feb 1, 2022

I Will tell you the story of the greatest marriage ever… part 21… how we met

I believe in love at first sight. I do. I’ve had it three times. It just took me a little too long to figure out that I could have it a million times. And two broken families, 5 lawsuits, one stay in a mental institution, one night in jail, and…

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I Will tell you the story of the greatest marriage ever… part 21… how we met

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Jan 31, 2022

I Will tell you the story of the Quantum Christ

My life is weird. It is. I used to deny it. Or put it outside of my mind. Or minimize it. Basically how could what I’m really thinking and feeling be real? How is that possible? So what am I feeling and thinking? I am feeling as though I have…

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Jan 27, 2022

I Will tell you the story of the end of my separation from my Satan

Soundtrack #dontstopbelieving I can’t believe I told you who I was. I can’t believe I told you what was happening to me. I can’t believe you had so much power over me. I can’t believe I changed who I was for you. I can’t believe I forgot #iam for you …

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I Will tell you the story of the end of my separation from my Satan

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Jan 23, 2022

I Will tell you the story of my battle with darth sideous

My heart is so broken. I wonder if it will ever be able to love again. I’m too exhausted to write. That was yesterday. Today is different. I did it. I am a zen master. And my reward is a new life. I can’t wait to see where this goes. Never forget the battle with your trigger of Calypso’s lies while watching Star Wars Episode 3’s battle between yoda and sideous. Epic. Good job Zen Master Solomon JEDIdiah.

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I Will tell you the story of my battle with darth sideous

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I Will tell you the story of my battle with darth sideous

My heart is so broken. I wonder if it will ever be able to love again.

I’m too exhausted to write.

That was yesterday.

Today is different.

I did it.

I am a zen master.

And my reward is a new life.

I can’t wait to see where this goes.

Never forget the battle with your trigger of Calypso’s lies while watching Star Wars Episode 3’s battle between yoda and sideous. Epic. Good job Zen Master Solomon JEDIdiah.

#windsofchange

Odysseus as the explosion goes off as he walks away in the sunset

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